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25 Hilarious Halloween Jokes That Are So Bad They’re Scary

February 1, 2017

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Who doesn’t love a good joke? And who doesn’t love Halloween? We here at List25 sure love both, so to honor a holiday that is normally full of spookiness and frights, tricks and treats, ghosts and goblins, we figured we would turn the tables a bit (and no, not like zombies turning). Why not spread some Halloween laughter (or in some cases Halloween cringe)? Here are 25 Hilarious Halloween Jokes That Are So Bad They’re Scary.

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What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
How does a girl vampire flirt?
Why is a ghost such a messy eater?
Here’s a riddle for you: The maker doesn’t want, it the buyer doesn’t use it, and the user doesn’t see it, what is it?
What do you call two witches living together?
Why did Dracula take cold medicine?
Who was the most famous French skeleton?
What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
Why do ghosts shiver and moan?
What are ghosts’ favorite kind of streets?
Why does Dracula wear patent leather shoes?
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
What instrument do skeletons play?
What is a mummy’s favorite type of music?
What kind of makeup do ghosts wear?
What did the goblin say to the ghoul?
Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it?
What do you give to a pumpkin who is trying to quit smoking?
Who are some of the werewolf’s cousins?
What do goblins and ghosts drink when they’re hot and thirsty on Halloween?
Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the party?
What is a vampire’s favorite holiday?
Why did the ghost go into the bar?
What did Dracula say after hearing all these jokes?

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