25 Every Day Things That Are Better When They Are Broken | List25
The laws of physics – Let me fly, gravity!
Glass ceilings – Do I have to clean them the way Michelangelo painted them?
Unhealthy relationships – Yeah…get out now.
Jeans – The pants, not people named Jean.
Pistachios – Probably my favorite nut.
Ice – I bet actual vanilla ice, wouldn’t taste all that great.
Rice – Neither would vanilla rice. I feel like that’s tapioca, and that’s gross.
Horses – My friend Miles once had a horse. His name was Dillon.
Doritos in a sandwich – Favorite flavor: Spicy Sweet Chili. Hands down.
Baseball gloves – I need to get a new one. Mine broke.
Water balloons – Don’t make them too big. Then they get awkward to throw.
New boots – To go with your new jeans.
Wind – “It’s a big hat. It’s funny”
Bad – Tristan says this is the greatest show ever.
Awkward silence – ……………………………………………
Fresh bread – Also fresh french bread.
Pinatas – I had a Ninja Turtle one for my 5th birthday.
Fasts – Break. Fast. Breakfast.
Bad habits – Cause I’m breaking the habit, tonight.
A news story – THIS JUST IN…
World records – I wonder if there are any that I could break.
Noisy kids toys – I am suddenly reminded of Milton Fludgecow and his demonic Furby.
Chocolate Bars – Or shaved. Or grated. Oooh! Or melted.
Glowsticks – Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss.
Eggs – You know what they say about making an omelette…
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